Introduction:
A sweet girl, who her parents thought she's going to be ugly is called "Zeftelle". Zeftelle was thirteen years old and lived in a country in Asia. She was yellow, but such a skilled girl in creating quotes. Her parents thought of flying to the United States of America when she's eighteen. She loves gaming and chatting with friends. Her words are just like magic that makes the people want to listen to her excited. She wasn't really respectful, but she always talked respectfully to her parents, neighbors, grandparents, uncles and aunts.
Part I:
One day she went on Omegle.com and thought of the interest. She wrote 'need a friend'. After then the chat room appeared. A nice, kind boy was the stranger. She wrote: "hai!", he answered back "Hey. You sound nice, kind and funny. May I have a picture of you?". She answered: "sure ! here it is: https://imageshack.us/a/img9/3995/zeftelle.png sorry i draw badly". The boy: "Who is Zeftelle? Is that your name? So beautiful. My name is Poopilian. I am from the USA and I also draw very badly just like you. Do you own a blackberry? I want to take your pin, to talk to you later. May you give it to me?". Zeftelle said: "rly? im going 2 give it 2 u b4 i leave the chat room." Zeftelle and Poopilian chatted together, until it was time to sleep, at 5:41 AM. Zeftelle gave her Pin to Poopilian and told him: "I promise I will try to talk to you after school.. The school is going to start at 7:45 AM and now it's 5:42 AM. I have to sleep at least two hours or I won't wake up early for the Maths Exam. Talk to you later!".
*the alarm rings*. "What a ringtone is this for an alarm?" said Zeftelle. "I feel sleepy, but I have to be in the Maths Exam. I'M COMING FOR YOU!" she shouted loudly. She stood from the bed, jumped for a long while to feel active for the exam and went to the toilet and wasted ten minutes sitting on the toilet asleep and after then she forgot to brush her teeth. She went to the bedroom and dressed up for another ten minutes. She forgot to change the top, she's still in her Pajama top. She took the schoolbag and went to the bus sign to wait for the bus. She forgot that the bus leaves if she doesn't come in one minute. Zeftelle had to walk to the school, tired. Finally, she reached her goal! But sadly.. the gate is closed. "That's easy! I'm going to climb that gate!". After three minutes.. "I CLIMBED IT! But.. my jeans look excellent after it was cracked.". She runs to the room number 315 quickly. She found the door. "THIS ONE!" said Zeftelle. She opened the door quickly and shouted tired: "Hi! Miss Farterson! May I complete my test in the last ten minutes?". Miss Farterson answered angrily: "GO NOW! HUSH! TAKE IT, WRITE YOUR NAME AND COMPLETE IT!". Zeftelle couldn't think really well. She's good at Maths, but she can't focus because she didn't sleep well. *the bell rings* Her friend Peenky asked in the break: "So, how was your Maths exam? I hope you're going to get an A." Zeftelle answered: "Isn't 2+2= ship? Please, I've forgot everything." She took the bus to home and went to home happily. "Finally! I CAN USE MY BBM WITHOUT ANYTHING ANNOYING ME!" Her mum listened and told her: "No, no, no, darling! Your maths teacher told me you've got a F in your Maths exam, and by the way I will take your computer and your Blackberry!" Zeftelle gasped in front of her mother and was saying quietly: "B.. b.. bbuttt... I promi-i-i-ii-sed." She went upstairs to her bedroom and stood in front of the bed staring at her pillow for two minutes and after then she dropped her body on the bed and the tears are coming from her eyes. "No.. no.. I felt happy when I've found someone to love. I wanted to become closer to him.. I don't know what to do, Poopilian."
Part II:
Zeftelle thought of it on her bed. She put her hand inside under the pillow and said quietly: "It is a nice idea to write on the diary about plans and dreams and disasters." She found her diary and thought of making a plan to get her blackberry back. She has got the pencil she put inside her diary and started writing. "First, I should think of something my mum loves me to do for her. Whenever I do anything nice for her, she surprises me. Aha! I will make for her the breakfast! I will do it on the weekend! Okay, tomorrow it's Saturday. I will cook for her pancakes and put butter on it. On Sunday, I will study for the next Maths exam, on Tuesday." Zeftelle wrote, but she had a feeling that she forgot something important about the breakfast. "Oh no! The pancake recipe is missing and I have no internet. Hm.." she thought. "Ha-ha, my mum forgot to take my telephone away (not the blackberry). I can call Peenky and ask her about it" She ran downstairs to the living room. Zeftelle used the home telephone. She was going to press on the last number, but her mum shouted: "Hey! Who said you can chat here instead of your BBM? Who are you going to call and why?". "Uhh.. Ehem.. Mhmm.. I am going to ask Peenky about the homework." said Zeftelle though that was wrong. Her mum said happily: "Okay then. I am going to the kitchen to make the dinner." Zeftelle pressed on the last number and called Peenky. "Hello, who's there?" asked Peenky's mother. "I am Zeftelle, Peenky's friend. How do you cook pancakes?" replied Zeftelle. "I don't know. I would've given Peenky the telephone to answer your question, but she's ill." replied Peenky's mother. "What? I will ask my mum to visit her. May I?" asked Zeftelle. "It's OK. I'll end the call with you, so you get time to talk to your mother. See ya' later!" After then Peenky's mother ended the call before Zeftelle replies. Zeftelle put the telephone on the table and went to the kitchen. "Mum, I'm not kidding. She's ill. I can't leave my friend like that. Please. I will come when you finish the dinner, okay?" Her mum replied: "Okay! But don't be late."
Part III:
"Hurray!" said Zeftelle. She has got her yellow jacket and opened the door slowly. "Wait.. Wait!" said Zeftelle loudly, "I forgot to get my money to buy for her something!". The mum gave her some money and warned her to come back early and to be safe. "Okay! Thanks! See ya' later!" shouted Zeftelle. She closed the door. She looked at the sky. "Hmm, today it's nice." she thought. She walked to Peenky's house. In the way to her friend, there are many shops. She stopped and looked at the thing she's looking for. "YES! THIS CHOCOLATE SHOP! She loves dark chocolates, but I'm wondering how does she." said Zeftelle happily. She pushed the door of the shop really slowly and looked at the chocolates. "How much is this?" asked Zeftelle the shop assistant. He answered her and she bought the chocolate. It was a dark chocolate box with twelve pieces. She pulled the door and went outside. She walked to her friend. Until she reached her house, she said: "Finally.. I am wondering why is she ill." Zeftelle knocked. "Who's there?" asked Peenky's mother. "It's me! It's Zeftelle!" answered Zeftelle. Peenky's mother opened the door and told her "Come, you lovely Zeftely. Want some sweets? Biscuits? Anything?", "No thanks. Where is Peenky?" asked Zeftelle. "Her room is in the hall, there, in the right side." answered Peenky's mother. Zeftelle went to the hall. She looked at a picture on a table. "Who's that?" Zeftelle asked. She knocked the door. "Yes? Come." said Peenky. She entered her room. "So, you're ill. What is the reason? Oh, and here's your favourite chocolate!" said Zeftelle. "Hm thanks. I am not really ill. I'm just tired of thinking the whole day of what to do. I will tell you, but please don't tell Kakacup about what I am going to tell you. Kakacup is trying to steal your interests, skills, and more. She's trying to have many friends as you. She wants a boyfriend, but I don't think she's going to get a nice one. A nice one has to be someone who cares about you, helps you and talks nicely to others. Also, he should be smart." "Hmm, so you are trying to help me and don't want Kakacup to poo off?" continued Zeftelle. "Exactly! I don't have any solution. Thanks god, you came here. Now I don't feel ill. But I don't know, what would you do?" said Peenky. "I will ignore her and act like I don't know anything." said Zeftelle and left Peenky's house. She ran to her house because her mum told her not to be late. She reached the goal and knocked the door. Her mum opened for her and asked: "Tell me, why is your friend ill?" Zeftelle couldn't answer her, she had to lie. "She felt from the balcony?" said Zeftelle in a weird way. Her mum replied angrily: "That can't be true! Say the truth or shut the zeft up!" Zeftelle didn't talk for a short while. After then her mum went to the kitchen to make the dinner. Zeftelle followed her and told her quietly: "Mum. They are friendship problems. I am a teenager and can solve my problems without help. Please, don't ask me about problems. Everything has a solution. Even what I've done in my maths exam was my mistake. I've learned my mistake and won't do it again. Always think about future, not just the past." Her mum answered: "You have only one chance. If you fail another time, I will punish you. If you have a problem and you need me, just ask. Don't be shy or scared." Zeftelle shoke her head and went upstairs to her bedroom. "I promise, I won't fail this time. You will feed yourself your poop, Zeftelle, if you did." thought Zeftelle angrily "Whatever. I'm tired of thinking. I will sleep and think about the other problems tomorrow." Zeftelle dropped herself on her bed and closed her eyes slowly. After then she started to breath slowly. She forgot about the dinner. Her mum knew that she's tired, so she didn't wake her up.
Part IV:
The moon and darkness disappeared and the sun started shining. Zeftelle's alarm ringed on 8:30 AM. She woke up and yawned. "Ah! I have only thirty minutes to make the pancakes for my parents before they wake up!" thought Zeftelle "I forgot how to do pancakes and forgot to ask about the recipes, but I have a feeling I know how to!" She went downstairs and went to the kitchen. "Eggs, Milk and etc.. I have them all! Let's begin." thought Zeftelle. She has got all the ingredients and started cooking. After fifteen minutes the pancake she cooked made a nice smell. It sounded like she cooked well. She put the butter on the pancake, like the way her mother loves the pancakes to look like and put the newspaper and syrup on the table because her father loves to read newspapers and to drink juices. The smell made her parents to wake up earlier. They followed the smell. Suddenly they surprised about what Zeftelle has done for them. They sat in the front of the breakfast and her father tried the pancake. He swallowed the pancake quickly and said happily: "Oh my god, your pancake is very tasty. I didn't know you can cook. Can you cook for me instead of your mother?" and they laughed together and told each others stories. "I will now put the plates and cups inside the dishwasher. You can go outside and do whatever you want, till it's time to sleep." said her mum and Zeftelle replied: "No, Mum. I'll put these things in the dishwasher for you and you sit on the couch and watch drama." The mum left her daughter to do her job and went to the living room. After a long while the mother heard Zeftelle shouting from the kitchen: "Mum! I've finished it" and she went upstairs to her bedroom and tidied it. "It's the first time for me to feel active and clean. I started to love this feeling. But that doesn't mean I have to be a housekeeper when I grow up. " said Zeftelle and took a book to read and sat on her bed. Suddenly she felt cold and slept again. She couldn't wake herself up. It's something hard to stop. The next day, Sunday, came. Most students from Zeftelle's class waste their time outside or inside their houses, but Zeftelle wasted it in her bedroom. She studied maths for the next exam. "Who said it's hard? It's very easy! I wanted to make my mum proud of me" thought Zeftelle and closed her book. She took the book with her and went downstairs. She found her mum talking with the maths' teacher. Zeftelle waited until she ended the call. "Mum." said Zeftelle respectfully "I didn't sleep well for the maths exam, but I can't find anything to study because I know what's written in the book." Her mum tried to explain to her it's not a problem because her job was to learn and know new things, not to study. Zeftelle went to her bedroom and started to think about Poopilian. "Five days without you, I won't solve my problems without you, I won't feel happy without you..." thought Zeftelle. Every sentence had to end with 'without you'. Tears dropped from her eyes by the way, so she tried to sleep. After ten hours the sun shined from the window and the alarm ringed on seven o'clock. It was time for school for Zeftelle. Zeftelle took her schoolbag, water bottle and breakfast for the school. It was very boring in the school, but Zeftelle listened to the teachers. In the break she sat alone and after a short while Kakacup came to sit with her. "Sooo.. What is your favourite band and singer at the moment?" asked Kakacup. Zeftelle thought of what she told Peenky and answered: "My favourite band is Zebalakids and my favourite singer is Oldgazma" Suddenly the bell ringed and they had to continue their lesson. "Okay! Thanks! See ya' later!" said Kakacup loudly. After three hours the school finished, and the students went to their houses. Maths' problems, that's what Zeftely was thinking of. She reached her house and knocked the door. "Hello?" shouted Zeftely. No one answered. "Mum! Dad! Hellooo?" she shouted louder. She heard cries and screams, and also fights. Her mum opened the door with tears coming from her eyes, red face, and suffocating. "What the heck is wrong with you?!" yelled Zeftelle. Her mum whispered: "We don't want to see each others again. Your dad was dating a woman behind my back. I am going to take you with me, and we're going to fly to America. That's going to happen, when the summer holiday comes next week. Tell me where do you want to live and why. Tell me on Wednesday." Zeftelle felt happy, but didn't want to show her smile. She prepared the maths problems, solved them and corrected it. She went to her bed. She thought of her plans, future and thought: "I should succeed this time. I'll get my BBM and ask Poopilian about where does he live. ZEFTELY WON'T FAIL."
Part V:
Zeftelle wasted her hours studying, she's non-stop. She doesn't want to give up because she wants to see Poopilian. She sat in front of books, copybooks, and pencils and was solving maths' problems. "It's time to sleep!", shouted her mum next to her bedroom's door. Zeftely kissed her mum on her cheek and went to her bed. "I'll hug that pillow. I will pretend it as Poopilian.", thought Zeftely. She had a romantic dream, until her mum woke her up, it ended. Zeftelle did everything she does in the school days, to go to the school. "There. I hope you'll succeed this time.", said Mrs. Farterson. Zeftelle finished it in two minutes. Zeftelle thought: "There should be something missing here.", "Impossible. Take it seriously!" thought the teacher. "Hey! I've been correcting it for fifteen minutes! There are no mistakes, may you take my exam?" yelled Zeftelle at the teacher informally. The teacher sat in front of her desk and corrected the exam. She went to Zeftelle and smiled: "You've got a full mark. Good job.", she said. After the school, Zeftelle ran to her house. She opened the door quickly with the exam in her left hand. "Mum! I don't mind to fly to America tomorrow! Three days school being missed, that's not a disaster! Why not? I'VE GOT A FULL MARK!", screamed Zeftelle crazily. "What? That's great, Zeftelle!" replied her mom ecstatically. The next day, Zeftelle woke up before her mom. She went and made some pancakes using the recipe that Peenky gave her.
She starts cooking..and cooking..and cooking..
"Yes! They're ready!" shouts out Zeftelle.
She puts them in a plate and goes to her mom.
"Mom, I made you some pancakes!" she says.
"For me? Oh, you shouldn't have! Thank you so much, Zeftelle!" she exclaims.
While eating the pancakes, her mom says, "Zeftely, you are getting your phone and laptop back. You have gotten a great grade on your Maths exam, the highest in the class. And you are behaving so nicely. You have earned it."
"YES! YES!" Zeftelle thinks. "I AM SO HAPPY!"
She tries to conceal her excitement, but fails. "MOM, THANK YOU SO MUCH!" she shouts.
She grabs her BlackBerry and types in his PIN. "POOPILIAN? POOPILIAN!" she shouts, impatiently.
"Yes, Zeftiley? Or Zeftatalalteee? Or..what was your name? Zaft..Zaftelle! Zeftelle! The girl with the beautiful name! Hello!" he says.
"I have some great news for you, Poopilian! I am going to go to the US and meet you!"
Poopilian says, "What? That's great! Just remember, I live in New York. Just go to Street 20 on Road 12 and go to Villa 6. It's located near Pooperly Poos."
"Great! I will tell my mom to go to Pooperly Poos, maybe buy a house there." she says.
She leaves her BB and goes to her mom.
She tells her, "MOM! I found a nice dating site, muslimfriends.com! Now you can find a nice man! By the way, I know where we can go! We can go to New York and buy a house in Pooperly Poos!"
"Really? Okay, let's do that. We will go tomorrow."
Zeftelle is very excited, yet sad to leave behind her memories in Tokyo.
She goes to sleep early, with all of her homework done.
Tomorrow, she wakes up immediately. "MOM, MOM! AIRPLANE! US! WE HAVE TO GO! AIRPLANE! US! POOPERLY POOS!" she shakes her mom awake.
"What? Yes, of course! Let me get dressed and we will go."
In 5 hours, they board the plane and leave.
Part VI:
The plane sets off to the USA. They wait for a long time, and wait, and wait, and..
Zeftelle falls asleep and starts snoring like a pig would.
Finally, after many hours, they arrive to New York, USA.
"Yes, yes! My dream is coming true!" Zeftelle shouts.
They get off the airplane and sit in a taxi going to Pooperly Poo.
"YES! YES! THE HOUSE IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO POOPILIAN'S!" she screams in her mind.
After a while, they reach, and while her mom is talking to the estate agent, Zeftely goes to talk to Poopilian.
She rings the doorbell.
The door opens. "Hello," the boy says.
"Who are you?"
"I am Zeftelle!" she replies happily.
"ZEFTELLE! By the way, my parents are not home. We can talk and play games."
Zeftelle looks at her mom buying the house and is very happy. Her mom says, "Zeftelle, the furniture will come soon, maybe tomorrow. But please, take care of the house, I will have to go. I put soap, food, and more things for you to use. It is very urgent and I must go. Bye-bye!".
Zeftelle kisses her mom and goes to Poopilian.
"Hey, Poopili! How are you?"
"My day has become much better when you came. Oh, and by the way, I found a new girlfriend at muslimfriends.com!"
"WHAT?" Zeftelle cries. She runs to her garden and starts sobbing. "All this I have done for Poopilian..and now he has a new girlfriend..WHY?"
The girlfriend was...KAKACUP!
"WHAT?!" screamed Zeftelle.
Zeftelle ran away, tears in her eyes.
"I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, POOPILIAN!" she shouts. "NEVER!"
She runs inside of her house and slams the door shut. Poopilian is outside, thinking, "Oh..what a mistake I've made..Zeftelle, my love..she was much better than Kakacup..what do I do?" he sinks down. He looks at the floor and stares for hours, until he goes to Zeftelle's house and says, "I'm sorry, Zeftelle. You are much better than Kakacup and I should've known that. Do you want to come to my house for barabeer cake with pox tea?"
"Sure, Poopilian. Always know that I love you."
They give each other a kiss on the cheek and go inside Poopilian's house.
"This is my house. Lots of pictures of you.", said Poopilian.
They went to the kitchen and told stories. Poopilian left the Barabeer Cake in the furnace.
"Want a kiss, by mouths?"
"Okay, because we are alone."
They kissed each others, but suddenly Poopilian's mum opened the kitchen door because she's back.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS GIRL, POOPILIAN? Who's that?", yelled Poopili's mum.
"Um.. I was looking at her teeth. They are very white. She's my neighbor and we were discussing about teeth.", answered Poopilian.
"Nice, one day you will become a dentist. I am going to leave you with our new neighbor, and I'm going to wear my warming socks."
"That was smart. You are lying, but very smart. Let's continue our kiss.", said Zeftelle.
Zeftelle's and Poopilian's faces were getting closer to each others, and were going to start kissing. Suddenly, the fire alarm ringed. It spayed water.
Poopilian's mum came. "What's the matter? What is happening here?", asked Poopili's mum.
"The fire alarm ringed because someone smoked cigarettes next to our kitchen window.", replied Pooplian.
"Okay, okay. Go outside, until I am done with cleaning the house."
"Thanks, I will have fun with Zeftelle."
"Who's Zeftelle?"
"My girlfrie... neighbor!"
They went outside and Poopilian took some money with him to buy for Zeftelle anything she'd love to have. Poopilian held Zeftelle's hand and took her in a place that nobody can see them there.
"I love you, Zeftel... WHAT, KAKACUP IS HERE?", surprised Poopilian.
"You cheated on me and I was going to leave Zeftelle because of you. Now you have a new boyfriend, I knew you want to get anyone from anywhere. I felt dumb when I went on muslimfriends.com. It's my fault and I regret. From there, I find fake girlfriends."
Kakacup's boyfriend said: "So, Kakacup is cheating on her boyfriends? So was my previous girlfriend. I hate you, bye."
Kakacup followed him and tried to apologize, but he ignored her.
"It's my chance to kiss you, finally.", said Zeftelle.
"Let's do it.", said Poopilian.
"Wait, let's hug before we kiss."
"Sure."
They hugged.
"You are so warm. I wish I don't leave you."
"I know, Zeftelle. It's time for the kiss you've been waiting for."
"No, no! A kiss on the cheek is much better!"
"Sure, my love."
*kisses on the cheeks*
"Now, it's time for the kiss, Zeftelle."
"No, no.. I don't want to be inappropriate. When I'm 18 years old, I'll decide to marry you. My father won't say anything about it because my parents divorced."
"What?!" he exclaimed.
"Zeftelle, I'm so sorry.." he whispered.
"It's okay..he found a new wife on muslimfriends.com.." she sobbed.
"I..I never knew that.." he clutches Zeftelle and puts her on his lap.
"We'll survive the horrors of the world. Together." he says.
TBC
HEY! SHEILA HERE! I'VE SOME ART FOR ZEFTELY AND POOPELSIE!
Yeah..um, I see these as a very cute couple, despite their unfortunate names.. <3
Part II:
Zeftelle thought of it on her bed. She put her hand inside under the pillow and said quietly: "It is a nice idea to write on the diary about plans and dreams and disasters." She found her diary and thought of making a plan to get her blackberry back. She has got the pencil she put inside her diary and started writing. "First, I should think of something my mum loves me to do for her. Whenever I do anything nice for her, she surprises me. Aha! I will make for her the breakfast! I will do it on the weekend! Okay, tomorrow it's Saturday. I will cook for her pancakes and put butter on it. On Sunday, I will study for the next Maths exam, on Tuesday." Zeftelle wrote, but she had a feeling that she forgot something important about the breakfast. "Oh no! The pancake recipe is missing and I have no internet. Hm.." she thought. "Ha-ha, my mum forgot to take my telephone away (not the blackberry). I can call Peenky and ask her about it" She ran downstairs to the living room. Zeftelle used the home telephone. She was going to press on the last number, but her mum shouted: "Hey! Who said you can chat here instead of your BBM? Who are you going to call and why?". "Uhh.. Ehem.. Mhmm.. I am going to ask Peenky about the homework." said Zeftelle though that was wrong. Her mum said happily: "Okay then. I am going to the kitchen to make the dinner." Zeftelle pressed on the last number and called Peenky. "Hello, who's there?" asked Peenky's mother. "I am Zeftelle, Peenky's friend. How do you cook pancakes?" replied Zeftelle. "I don't know. I would've given Peenky the telephone to answer your question, but she's ill." replied Peenky's mother. "What? I will ask my mum to visit her. May I?" asked Zeftelle. "It's OK. I'll end the call with you, so you get time to talk to your mother. See ya' later!" After then Peenky's mother ended the call before Zeftelle replies. Zeftelle put the telephone on the table and went to the kitchen. "Mum, I'm not kidding. She's ill. I can't leave my friend like that. Please. I will come when you finish the dinner, okay?" Her mum replied: "Okay! But don't be late."
Part III:
"Hurray!" said Zeftelle. She has got her yellow jacket and opened the door slowly. "Wait.. Wait!" said Zeftelle loudly, "I forgot to get my money to buy for her something!". The mum gave her some money and warned her to come back early and to be safe. "Okay! Thanks! See ya' later!" shouted Zeftelle. She closed the door. She looked at the sky. "Hmm, today it's nice." she thought. She walked to Peenky's house. In the way to her friend, there are many shops. She stopped and looked at the thing she's looking for. "YES! THIS CHOCOLATE SHOP! She loves dark chocolates, but I'm wondering how does she." said Zeftelle happily. She pushed the door of the shop really slowly and looked at the chocolates. "How much is this?" asked Zeftelle the shop assistant. He answered her and she bought the chocolate. It was a dark chocolate box with twelve pieces. She pulled the door and went outside. She walked to her friend. Until she reached her house, she said: "Finally.. I am wondering why is she ill." Zeftelle knocked. "Who's there?" asked Peenky's mother. "It's me! It's Zeftelle!" answered Zeftelle. Peenky's mother opened the door and told her "Come, you lovely Zeftely. Want some sweets? Biscuits? Anything?", "No thanks. Where is Peenky?" asked Zeftelle. "Her room is in the hall, there, in the right side." answered Peenky's mother. Zeftelle went to the hall. She looked at a picture on a table. "Who's that?" Zeftelle asked. She knocked the door. "Yes? Come." said Peenky. She entered her room. "So, you're ill. What is the reason? Oh, and here's your favourite chocolate!" said Zeftelle. "Hm thanks. I am not really ill. I'm just tired of thinking the whole day of what to do. I will tell you, but please don't tell Kakacup about what I am going to tell you. Kakacup is trying to steal your interests, skills, and more. She's trying to have many friends as you. She wants a boyfriend, but I don't think she's going to get a nice one. A nice one has to be someone who cares about you, helps you and talks nicely to others. Also, he should be smart." "Hmm, so you are trying to help me and don't want Kakacup to poo off?" continued Zeftelle. "Exactly! I don't have any solution. Thanks god, you came here. Now I don't feel ill. But I don't know, what would you do?" said Peenky. "I will ignore her and act like I don't know anything." said Zeftelle and left Peenky's house. She ran to her house because her mum told her not to be late. She reached the goal and knocked the door. Her mum opened for her and asked: "Tell me, why is your friend ill?" Zeftelle couldn't answer her, she had to lie. "She felt from the balcony?" said Zeftelle in a weird way. Her mum replied angrily: "That can't be true! Say the truth or shut the zeft up!" Zeftelle didn't talk for a short while. After then her mum went to the kitchen to make the dinner. Zeftelle followed her and told her quietly: "Mum. They are friendship problems. I am a teenager and can solve my problems without help. Please, don't ask me about problems. Everything has a solution. Even what I've done in my maths exam was my mistake. I've learned my mistake and won't do it again. Always think about future, not just the past." Her mum answered: "You have only one chance. If you fail another time, I will punish you. If you have a problem and you need me, just ask. Don't be shy or scared." Zeftelle shoke her head and went upstairs to her bedroom. "I promise, I won't fail this time. You will feed yourself your poop, Zeftelle, if you did." thought Zeftelle angrily "Whatever. I'm tired of thinking. I will sleep and think about the other problems tomorrow." Zeftelle dropped herself on her bed and closed her eyes slowly. After then she started to breath slowly. She forgot about the dinner. Her mum knew that she's tired, so she didn't wake her up.
Part IV:
The moon and darkness disappeared and the sun started shining. Zeftelle's alarm ringed on 8:30 AM. She woke up and yawned. "Ah! I have only thirty minutes to make the pancakes for my parents before they wake up!" thought Zeftelle "I forgot how to do pancakes and forgot to ask about the recipes, but I have a feeling I know how to!" She went downstairs and went to the kitchen. "Eggs, Milk and etc.. I have them all! Let's begin." thought Zeftelle. She has got all the ingredients and started cooking. After fifteen minutes the pancake she cooked made a nice smell. It sounded like she cooked well. She put the butter on the pancake, like the way her mother loves the pancakes to look like and put the newspaper and syrup on the table because her father loves to read newspapers and to drink juices. The smell made her parents to wake up earlier. They followed the smell. Suddenly they surprised about what Zeftelle has done for them. They sat in the front of the breakfast and her father tried the pancake. He swallowed the pancake quickly and said happily: "Oh my god, your pancake is very tasty. I didn't know you can cook. Can you cook for me instead of your mother?" and they laughed together and told each others stories. "I will now put the plates and cups inside the dishwasher. You can go outside and do whatever you want, till it's time to sleep." said her mum and Zeftelle replied: "No, Mum. I'll put these things in the dishwasher for you and you sit on the couch and watch drama." The mum left her daughter to do her job and went to the living room. After a long while the mother heard Zeftelle shouting from the kitchen: "Mum! I've finished it" and she went upstairs to her bedroom and tidied it. "It's the first time for me to feel active and clean. I started to love this feeling. But that doesn't mean I have to be a housekeeper when I grow up. " said Zeftelle and took a book to read and sat on her bed. Suddenly she felt cold and slept again. She couldn't wake herself up. It's something hard to stop. The next day, Sunday, came. Most students from Zeftelle's class waste their time outside or inside their houses, but Zeftelle wasted it in her bedroom. She studied maths for the next exam. "Who said it's hard? It's very easy! I wanted to make my mum proud of me" thought Zeftelle and closed her book. She took the book with her and went downstairs. She found her mum talking with the maths' teacher. Zeftelle waited until she ended the call. "Mum." said Zeftelle respectfully "I didn't sleep well for the maths exam, but I can't find anything to study because I know what's written in the book." Her mum tried to explain to her it's not a problem because her job was to learn and know new things, not to study. Zeftelle went to her bedroom and started to think about Poopilian. "Five days without you, I won't solve my problems without you, I won't feel happy without you..." thought Zeftelle. Every sentence had to end with 'without you'. Tears dropped from her eyes by the way, so she tried to sleep. After ten hours the sun shined from the window and the alarm ringed on seven o'clock. It was time for school for Zeftelle. Zeftelle took her schoolbag, water bottle and breakfast for the school. It was very boring in the school, but Zeftelle listened to the teachers. In the break she sat alone and after a short while Kakacup came to sit with her. "Sooo.. What is your favourite band and singer at the moment?" asked Kakacup. Zeftelle thought of what she told Peenky and answered: "My favourite band is Zebalakids and my favourite singer is Oldgazma" Suddenly the bell ringed and they had to continue their lesson. "Okay! Thanks! See ya' later!" said Kakacup loudly. After three hours the school finished, and the students went to their houses. Maths' problems, that's what Zeftely was thinking of. She reached her house and knocked the door. "Hello?" shouted Zeftely. No one answered. "Mum! Dad! Hellooo?" she shouted louder. She heard cries and screams, and also fights. Her mum opened the door with tears coming from her eyes, red face, and suffocating. "What the heck is wrong with you?!" yelled Zeftelle. Her mum whispered: "We don't want to see each others again. Your dad was dating a woman behind my back. I am going to take you with me, and we're going to fly to America. That's going to happen, when the summer holiday comes next week. Tell me where do you want to live and why. Tell me on Wednesday." Zeftelle felt happy, but didn't want to show her smile. She prepared the maths problems, solved them and corrected it. She went to her bed. She thought of her plans, future and thought: "I should succeed this time. I'll get my BBM and ask Poopilian about where does he live. ZEFTELY WON'T FAIL."
Part V:
Zeftelle wasted her hours studying, she's non-stop. She doesn't want to give up because she wants to see Poopilian. She sat in front of books, copybooks, and pencils and was solving maths' problems. "It's time to sleep!", shouted her mum next to her bedroom's door. Zeftely kissed her mum on her cheek and went to her bed. "I'll hug that pillow. I will pretend it as Poopilian.", thought Zeftely. She had a romantic dream, until her mum woke her up, it ended. Zeftelle did everything she does in the school days, to go to the school. "There. I hope you'll succeed this time.", said Mrs. Farterson. Zeftelle finished it in two minutes. Zeftelle thought: "There should be something missing here.", "Impossible. Take it seriously!" thought the teacher. "Hey! I've been correcting it for fifteen minutes! There are no mistakes, may you take my exam?" yelled Zeftelle at the teacher informally. The teacher sat in front of her desk and corrected the exam. She went to Zeftelle and smiled: "You've got a full mark. Good job.", she said. After the school, Zeftelle ran to her house. She opened the door quickly with the exam in her left hand. "Mum! I don't mind to fly to America tomorrow! Three days school being missed, that's not a disaster! Why not? I'VE GOT A FULL MARK!", screamed Zeftelle crazily. "What? That's great, Zeftelle!" replied her mom ecstatically. The next day, Zeftelle woke up before her mom. She went and made some pancakes using the recipe that Peenky gave her.
She starts cooking..and cooking..and cooking..
"Yes! They're ready!" shouts out Zeftelle.
She puts them in a plate and goes to her mom.
"Mom, I made you some pancakes!" she says.
"For me? Oh, you shouldn't have! Thank you so much, Zeftelle!" she exclaims.
While eating the pancakes, her mom says, "Zeftely, you are getting your phone and laptop back. You have gotten a great grade on your Maths exam, the highest in the class. And you are behaving so nicely. You have earned it."
"YES! YES!" Zeftelle thinks. "I AM SO HAPPY!"
She tries to conceal her excitement, but fails. "MOM, THANK YOU SO MUCH!" she shouts.
She grabs her BlackBerry and types in his PIN. "POOPILIAN? POOPILIAN!" she shouts, impatiently.
"Yes, Zeftiley? Or Zeftatalalteee? Or..what was your name? Zaft..Zaftelle! Zeftelle! The girl with the beautiful name! Hello!" he says.
"I have some great news for you, Poopilian! I am going to go to the US and meet you!"
Poopilian says, "What? That's great! Just remember, I live in New York. Just go to Street 20 on Road 12 and go to Villa 6. It's located near Pooperly Poos."
"Great! I will tell my mom to go to Pooperly Poos, maybe buy a house there." she says.
She leaves her BB and goes to her mom.
She tells her, "MOM! I found a nice dating site, muslimfriends.com! Now you can find a nice man! By the way, I know where we can go! We can go to New York and buy a house in Pooperly Poos!"
"Really? Okay, let's do that. We will go tomorrow."
Zeftelle is very excited, yet sad to leave behind her memories in Tokyo.
She goes to sleep early, with all of her homework done.
Tomorrow, she wakes up immediately. "MOM, MOM! AIRPLANE! US! WE HAVE TO GO! AIRPLANE! US! POOPERLY POOS!" she shakes her mom awake.
"What? Yes, of course! Let me get dressed and we will go."
In 5 hours, they board the plane and leave.
Part VI:
The plane sets off to the USA. They wait for a long time, and wait, and wait, and..
Zeftelle falls asleep and starts snoring like a pig would.
Finally, after many hours, they arrive to New York, USA.
"Yes, yes! My dream is coming true!" Zeftelle shouts.
They get off the airplane and sit in a taxi going to Pooperly Poo.
"YES! YES! THE HOUSE IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO POOPILIAN'S!" she screams in her mind.
After a while, they reach, and while her mom is talking to the estate agent, Zeftely goes to talk to Poopilian.
She rings the doorbell.
The door opens. "Hello," the boy says.
"Who are you?"
"I am Zeftelle!" she replies happily.
"ZEFTELLE! By the way, my parents are not home. We can talk and play games."
Zeftelle looks at her mom buying the house and is very happy. Her mom says, "Zeftelle, the furniture will come soon, maybe tomorrow. But please, take care of the house, I will have to go. I put soap, food, and more things for you to use. It is very urgent and I must go. Bye-bye!".
Zeftelle kisses her mom and goes to Poopilian.
"Hey, Poopili! How are you?"
"My day has become much better when you came. Oh, and by the way, I found a new girlfriend at muslimfriends.com!"
"WHAT?" Zeftelle cries. She runs to her garden and starts sobbing. "All this I have done for Poopilian..and now he has a new girlfriend..WHY?"
The girlfriend was...KAKACUP!
"WHAT?!" screamed Zeftelle.
Zeftelle ran away, tears in her eyes.
"I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, POOPILIAN!" she shouts. "NEVER!"
She runs inside of her house and slams the door shut. Poopilian is outside, thinking, "Oh..what a mistake I've made..Zeftelle, my love..she was much better than Kakacup..what do I do?" he sinks down. He looks at the floor and stares for hours, until he goes to Zeftelle's house and says, "I'm sorry, Zeftelle. You are much better than Kakacup and I should've known that. Do you want to come to my house for barabeer cake with pox tea?"
"Sure, Poopilian. Always know that I love you."
They give each other a kiss on the cheek and go inside Poopilian's house.
"This is my house. Lots of pictures of you.", said Poopilian.
They went to the kitchen and told stories. Poopilian left the Barabeer Cake in the furnace.
"Want a kiss, by mouths?"
"Okay, because we are alone."
They kissed each others, but suddenly Poopilian's mum opened the kitchen door because she's back.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS GIRL, POOPILIAN? Who's that?", yelled Poopili's mum.
"Um.. I was looking at her teeth. They are very white. She's my neighbor and we were discussing about teeth.", answered Poopilian.
"Nice, one day you will become a dentist. I am going to leave you with our new neighbor, and I'm going to wear my warming socks."
"That was smart. You are lying, but very smart. Let's continue our kiss.", said Zeftelle.
Zeftelle's and Poopilian's faces were getting closer to each others, and were going to start kissing. Suddenly, the fire alarm ringed. It spayed water.
Poopilian's mum came. "What's the matter? What is happening here?", asked Poopili's mum.
"The fire alarm ringed because someone smoked cigarettes next to our kitchen window.", replied Pooplian.
"Okay, okay. Go outside, until I am done with cleaning the house."
"Thanks, I will have fun with Zeftelle."
"Who's Zeftelle?"
"My girlfrie... neighbor!"
They went outside and Poopilian took some money with him to buy for Zeftelle anything she'd love to have. Poopilian held Zeftelle's hand and took her in a place that nobody can see them there.
"I love you, Zeftel... WHAT, KAKACUP IS HERE?", surprised Poopilian.
"You cheated on me and I was going to leave Zeftelle because of you. Now you have a new boyfriend, I knew you want to get anyone from anywhere. I felt dumb when I went on muslimfriends.com. It's my fault and I regret. From there, I find fake girlfriends."
Kakacup's boyfriend said: "So, Kakacup is cheating on her boyfriends? So was my previous girlfriend. I hate you, bye."
Kakacup followed him and tried to apologize, but he ignored her.
"It's my chance to kiss you, finally.", said Zeftelle.
"Let's do it.", said Poopilian.
"Wait, let's hug before we kiss."
"Sure."
They hugged.
"You are so warm. I wish I don't leave you."
"I know, Zeftelle. It's time for the kiss you've been waiting for."
"No, no! A kiss on the cheek is much better!"
"Sure, my love."
*kisses on the cheeks*
"Now, it's time for the kiss, Zeftelle."
"No, no.. I don't want to be inappropriate. When I'm 18 years old, I'll decide to marry you. My father won't say anything about it because my parents divorced."
"What?!" he exclaimed.
"Zeftelle, I'm so sorry.." he whispered.
"It's okay..he found a new wife on muslimfriends.com.." she sobbed.
"I..I never knew that.." he clutches Zeftelle and puts her on his lap.
"We'll survive the horrors of the world. Together." he says.
TBC
HEY! SHEILA HERE! I'VE SOME ART FOR ZEFTELY AND POOPELSIE!
OH, AND A DRAWING OF ZEFTELLE (REALISTIC):
WOW, THIS STORY HASN'T BEEN CONTINUED IN A LONG TIME! HOW COME? OKAY, I WILL CONTINUE!
Zeftelle stared into Poopilian's eyes and started singing a song.
"I only met you on the internet
But I didn't know
That we would be so close
We've gone through hard times
I keep hearing these chimes
Taunting me
Saying that we could never be together
Forever"
"That's a horrible and nonsensical song, Zeftelle, but it's the thought that counts," said Poopilian.
They cuddled for another half an hour in blankets.
